OK, here's an update. I bought a test, but being where I am, the pamphlets inside with all the information are not in English. The box is in English, but all the information is not, regardless the ingredients list will be easy enough to decipher. However, before I do all that work, I just ran a normal test to see how it turned out. I didn't swab my nose or anything, I spat in a tissue, then rolled the swab around in it eight times (4 X each nostril), swished it around ten times in the mix while squeezing the test tube, as instructed, then I put three drops of the mix into the hole for the test strip and waited fifteen minutes. Within the first minute, the test strip gave me a negative result and after the fifteen minute wait, it remained the same. So, as long as this works every time, I'm good to go. It was really simple and took only a minute of my time. The tests are relatively expensive (around $10) and I need to pay for them myself every week, which is unfair, but it is a simple enough thing to do to remain working. If I ever get a positive or inconclusive result, I will simply run the test again and eat the cost. However, if I'm ever in the unlikely situation where I am continuously testing positive or getting inconclusive results, I will then need to figure out how to undermine the test and I may need your help, lol. Until then, I'll just hope this works out each week. I'll keep you updated brother, thanks again for your help!