Go one further, let's bring dueling to the Olympics.
All gold medalists battle royale to earn the coveted platinum plaque
THAT would actually make me want to start giving a fuck about the Olympics again. I would totally watch that.
that would lead to death, the olympics was founded on the olympic truce so it would fly in the spirit of the games to have death involved
Make fencing dangerous again!!
lol when i saw duel i was thinking muskets or flint lock pistols
have a separate event running right in the middle of two olympics, and only olympic medal earners can participate. you can now have your hippy money laundering festival not violate the spirit of its creation, and the serious niggers can show their superiority two.
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