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[–] 13 pts

Drugs are a big part of sports already.

The testing agency publishes drugs they test for

Athletes use drugs not on list.

A few years later test agency updates to include new drugs.

Athletes update to even newer drugs.

[–] [deleted] 6 pts

Yep. Might as well allow the drugs.

[–] 3 pts

But in this fashion nations fight over which drugs are stealth legal. Meaning wealth and prestige

[–] 6 pts

Like Daniel Tosh said about PEDs, “I want athletes performing just like they do on video games, so let them take all the drugs they want!”

But I’d want their Muscle & Fitness articles to tell the truth about how they really put on 40 pounds of muscle in 3 months: vitamin S!

[–] 2 pts

Look at the Williams sisters. Built like men.

That took drugs

[–] 2 pts

I'm not part of the "everyone is a tranny" crowd, but if you try to tell me those nigs are women you can just fuck right off

[–] 1 pt

Their leeching nigger dad, gender reassigned them at a young age - in their early pro-years there was some controversy, that was quickly shut down, bc all the test results for proving their gender status was never ever publicly released by any of the major Tennis/ Olympic Event Committees. i bet my left nut they were both born male and it was 'endorsed and allowed' by the Establishment bc of their sponsorship potential and ability to draw paying crowds.

[–] 3 pts

Or take banned substances when you get Tested.

For example, basketball players and swimmers and more, take hormones when they are teenagers. They grow big and tall and they may quit when they grow big enough.

You think basketball players are the cream de la cream?

My school's star athlete was a skinny midget when he was 11 and became a beast in a year.

Quit sports at 18 due to a problematic heart, which is often the side effect gigantowhatever and drugs.

[–] 1 pt

Additionally, its all political.

Governments pay off test agencies.

Armstrong, Marion Jones, Kenteris, Thanou everyone got busted.

You think Michael Phelps quit because he got tired of winning 13 gold metals in the world's biggest sport event?

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Actually sounds scary as fuck. I just think if they had an "area" for druggie sports to be conducted there would be a better chance for drug free sports to be conducted..and as I type this I realized we used to do this with men and women's sports and look how that turned out. Well it's at least fun to think about i guess

[–] 5 pts

sport segregation exists to give women the chance to earn trophies too.

It's also a cash grab and the pockets pilfired are male.

Female athleticism achieves nothing of worth except now to proof that women will never be the equal of men.

This is due to the biological fact that women pay a high price to have the ability to self carry offspring.

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man i just pictured hunter biden doing the "crack smoking event"

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Yeah. The difference between a PED and a supplement is not entirely arbitrary but pretty close to it.

[–] 7 pts

Go one further, let's bring dueling to the Olympics.

[–] 5 pts

All gold medalists battle royale to earn the coveted platinum plaque

[–] 2 pts

THAT would actually make me want to start giving a fuck about the Olympics again. I would totally watch that.

[–] 2 pts

that would lead to death, the olympics was founded on the olympic truce so it would fly in the spirit of the games to have death involved

[–] 2 pts

Make fencing dangerous again!!

[–] 2 pts

lol when i saw duel i was thinking muskets or flint lock pistols

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have a separate event running right in the middle of two olympics, and only olympic medal earners can participate. you can now have your hippy money laundering festival not violate the spirit of its creation, and the serious niggers can show their superiority two.

[–] 7 pts

What you'll mostly see will be cardiac arrests.

[–] 4 pts

Well at the rate people are vaxxing at yeh

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Let them sign some waivers and I don't see any problems.

[–] 0 pt

Pretty sure they already have to

[–] 2 pts

Cardiac events.

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Cardiac-19

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Cardiathon

[–] 0 pt

Last one alive - wins!!!

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Why stop there? Robotic implants should be allowed too. Cybertranny methdemon 2000 would sweep the competition.

[–] 1 pt

Amputee special Olympics is already 1/4 way there!

[–] 1 pt

Extreme schizophrenic parkour Bob sledding.

[–] 3 pts

we already did, it was Lance Armstrong and the rest of the biker dopers

[–] 1 pt

Ask Jose Conseco about baseball. He named names and never got sued.

Canseco admitted using performance-enhancing drugs during his major-league playing career, and in 2005 wrote a tell-all book, Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big, in which he claimed that the vast majority of MLB players use steroids.

[–] 2 pts

If you want to see the real limits of the human body just watch morbidly obese people trying to get off their couch

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If done properly in a non-jewed world, I could see it working.

The drugs/cybernetics sports scene would get a lot of interest/money. And from that, like how race cars do it, you would see better drugs/cybernetics as each brand pushes to be on the face/ass of the winners of a spectacular win that no mere human could perform.

And the regular sports league would have strict controls over who gets what drugs. If you get too fucked up that you need them medically, sorry charlie no more regular sports league for you, try out in the other one.

And if the drug/cyber league folks burn out faster, who cares? They chose that life, let them live it.

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Let's fuckin start this shit up!!

[–] 1 pt

Yes and hold the events in africa. All the niggers will inject strange shit into their bodies so they can be famous.

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we can then feed the gates family to the niggers because their purpose will be rendered meaningless.

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I still wouldnt watch that crap

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