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Say I'm shilling for exxon mobil, should I be buying my petrol at an Exxon or Mobil gas station? And what if I want to buy some snake oil additives, like upper cylinder lubricant, Mobil doesn't make one, so I have to buy Lucas making me feel guilty. Maybe I don't need to buy any cause this stuff already gots it? Anyway I'm sure the gasoline comes from the same pump, delivered with the same truck network, so maybe it doesn't matter? Oh well, my car engine ain't explode so I guess I'll keep using it.

Anyway, back to the original question, Exxon or Mobil? Or just whichever one is closest?

Say I'm shilling for exxon mobil, should I be buying my petrol at an Exxon or Mobil gas station? And what if I want to buy some snake oil additives, like upper cylinder lubricant, Mobil doesn't make one, so I have to buy Lucas making me feel guilty. Maybe I don't need to buy any cause this stuff already gots it? Anyway I'm sure the gasoline comes from the same pump, delivered with the same truck network, so maybe it doesn't matter? Oh well, my car engine ain't explode so I guess I'll keep using it. Anyway, back to the original question, Exxon or Mobil? Or just whichever one is closest?

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

The oil companies really don't need shills. Funny thing about oil, it is necessary for a first world nation. Well, "upper cylinder lubricant" is good stuff but it's nothing like my special rattlesnake oil pressed from only the fattest rattlesnakes you've ever seen. It cured impotency, toenail fungus, heartburn, and pretty much anything else that ails you! Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling. PM me to order some and don't forget I also sell the best tinfoil hats, they are guaranteed to stop aliens and the government from controlling your mind! Made from the finest Heavy Duty Reynolds Wrap money can buy but you will have to pay a one time fee of only $399.99 for a head sizing session to make sure it fits properly and stops ALL mind control rays!

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Everyone needs some good shilling, just like lubricants, shills grease the gears in the minds of people. Besides, you don't know what you need until you've had it. Because then you can feel what it's like to not have it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUHm_DK4y8

Oil companies don't need shilling, lmao what the fuck is this shit!?

Get you fucking soda cookie ass outta here.