While standing on a street corner waiting for a light to change "We got to kill the white man!". I moved away slowly.
"Are you a furry little animal?!"
First, I'm not a furry little animal, nor am I even an above average hairy person.
Secondly, this comment was from a homeless lady in a bookstore who thought the True Crime aisle was her Fortress of Solitude.
Then she farted on-cue, grabbed her female junk and then tried to wave her hands in my face, and was flailing her arms making a "Voosh!" sound repeatedly, all in an attempt to get me to leave.
Now we're dating.
Just kidding.
I walked away, but it was disturbingly funny.
Nobody talks like that, it’s something that didn’t happen, unless your story is only the first line and the last line.
Oh, it didn't happen because in your worthless opinion "nobody talks like that," huh?
You know, if I didn't think some anonymous zilch online believed a homeless psycho harassed me, I don't think I could bare it.
Niiiice job cracking the case, looter.
Eh, I could totally see that happening. I've had enough conversations with the extendedly-homeless to have lost my expectation that they'll seem normal by any stretch. Even the ones who I'm not sure were mentally I'll seem like they build a crazy persona as some kind of defense mechanism or something.
One very friendly hitchhiker I picked up shouted "I'm a Beatle" while waving as I pulled away. A very old lady I gave some food thanked me by saying "Bless you! L-O-L; B-R-B; you and your family!"
The truly homeless, who have been so for a long time, usually did not get that way as normal people; and even if they were they don't stay that way. It's a very hard life.
Not the weirdest thing a stranger ever said, but this reminds me of once I was driving and my dog was in the passenger seat with the window down and I stopped at a light and this homeless guy looks at my dog and yells "fuck your racist dog" ???
Good thing you kept going, he really wanted to rape your dog.
I can explain this:
There is a sentiment among Blacks in America that is supposed to invoke White guilt and that is “They care more about dogs than people (them)!”
If I feed and care for a dog, unless he becomes rabid, he won’t turn on me. If you feed and care for Blacks, there is a pretty good chance they’ll plot to rob you and killing you is never out of the question.
Wow insane to think we would care more for a species who desires to be loyal and work with you, rather than despise you and try to destroy you. Also, telling to be jealous of a creature who relies on external humans to take care of them.....so what are they admitting here.....
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