While standing at the worlds largest tree in the Sequoia national forrest of California- FeminaziNPC to her soy cuck boyfriend -"Wow what a big boy that is! Oh wait! I just gendered the tree! I'm sorry! I shouldn't use gendered language! I shall not misgender the tree!"
**It took everything I had not to say, "with wood that large it's surely a male tree" and walk off
Don't lie. You didn't say it because it didn't come to mind until a minimum of 20 minutes after. There's no shame in admitting. It happens to all of us.
How did you know? I mostly thought, "I should slap this bitch"
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