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At IHOP. Heard a guy say to a female server, "Did you know I can push a bowling ball up a flight of stairs with my tougue?....I bet you could suck the head off a rabbit"

(shudders with cringe)

At IHOP. Heard a guy say to a female server, "Did you know I can push a bowling ball up a flight of stairs with my tougue?....I bet you could suck the head off a rabbit" (shudders with cringe)

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[–] • 5 pts

Some boomer sheboon followed me around her yard while I was doing utility work telling me how a race war is coming. Surprised me. Had to try hard to contain laughter and also my power level.

[–] • 5 pts

"you know in a race war you won't be able to remove your enemy uniform right"

[–] • 1 pt

I work in the service industry (not food service) and I always refuse the higher-paying, day shift work that has more interaction with the public. Other Whites are insufferable enough, but I can’t imagine being trapped behind a desk and fielding questions from niggers.

[–] • 4 pts

"I'm rich."

I told the man he was the first rich person I ever met making such a claim.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

You got any money? Yeah lame but strangers dont talk to me. Fuck memphis.

[–] • 2 pts

While standing on a street corner waiting for a light to change "We got to kill the white man!". I moved away slowly.

[–] • 4 pts

"Are you a furry little animal?!"

First, I'm not a furry little animal, nor am I even an above average hairy person.

Secondly, this comment was from a homeless lady in a bookstore who thought the True Crime aisle was her Fortress of Solitude.

Then she farted on-cue, grabbed her female junk and then tried to wave her hands in my face, and was flailing her arms making a "Voosh!" sound repeatedly, all in an attempt to get me to leave.

Now we're dating.

Just kidding.

I walked away, but it was disturbingly funny.

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

Nobody talks like that, it’s something that didn’t happen, unless your story is only the first line and the last line.

[–] • 3 pts

Oh, it didn't happen because in your worthless opinion "nobody talks like that," huh?

You know, if I didn't think some anonymous zilch online believed a homeless psycho harassed me, I don't think I could bare it.

Niiiice job cracking the case, looter.

[–] • 0 pt

Eh, I could totally see that happening. I've had enough conversations with the extendedly-homeless to have lost my expectation that they'll seem normal by any stretch. Even the ones who I'm not sure were mentally I'll seem like they build a crazy persona as some kind of defense mechanism or something.

One very friendly hitchhiker I picked up shouted "I'm a Beatle" while waving as I pulled away. A very old lady I gave some food thanked me by saying "Bless you! L-O-L; B-R-B; you and your family!"

The truly homeless, who have been so for a long time, usually did not get that way as normal people; and even if they were they don't stay that way. It's a very hard life.

[–] • 3 pts

Not the weirdest thing a stranger ever said, but this reminds me of once I was driving and my dog was in the passenger seat with the window down and I stopped at a light and this homeless guy looks at my dog and yells "fuck your racist dog" ???

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Good thing you kept going, he really wanted to rape your dog.

[–] • 1 pt

I can explain this:

There is a sentiment among Blacks in America that is supposed to invoke White guilt and that is “They care more about dogs than people (them)!”

If I feed and care for a dog, unless he becomes rabid, he won’t turn on me. If you feed and care for Blacks, there is a pretty good chance they’ll plot to rob you and killing you is never out of the question.

[–] • 1 pt

Wow insane to think we would care more for a species who desires to be loyal and work with you, rather than despise you and try to destroy you. Also, telling to be jealous of a creature who relies on external humans to take care of them.....so what are they admitting here.....

[–] • 2 pts

While standing at the worlds largest tree in the Sequoia national forrest of California- FeminaziNPC to her soy cuck boyfriend -"Wow what a big boy that is! Oh wait! I just gendered the tree! I'm sorry! I shouldn't use gendered language! I shall not misgender the tree!"

**It took everything I had not to say, "with wood that large it's surely a male tree" and walk off

[–] • 2 pts

Don't lie. You didn't say it because it didn't come to mind until a minimum of 20 minutes after. There's no shame in admitting. It happens to all of us.

[–] • 1 pt

How did you know? I mostly thought, "I should slap this bitch"

[–] • 2 pts

That he played with nuclear coals on the shores of Hawaii in the 50's

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

"If you fucked a hamster it would explode. That's why you've got to wrap it in duct tape first."

[–] • 1 pt

I overheard a man claiming that he invented remote start for cars, before the major manufacturers, but didn't apply for a patent because he didn't want to spend the money.

[–] • 1 pt

a nutty girl that I would see around but didnt really know tell me her father shot her in the head with a 22.

Immediately after that conversation I walked across the street to the payphone to call my parents and tell them how great they were and I was sorry for ever saying anything bad about them.

[–] • 1 pt

I met a girl the other day who told someone else she's going to school for "art therapy"... whatever that means. She wasn't attractive, but I'm not sure how I could be more turned off.

[–] • 1 pt

I was the only person at a garage sale early one rainy Saturday morning in Tacoma. The large lady conducting the sale was talking on the phone. She said, "Well, I found out where that smell was comin' from...yep... it was my belly button...I dunno what it was, but it shore was stinkin'!"

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

What's up Eatonville?!

[–] • 0 pt

Currently warm and dry. And there's a mountain in my backyard.

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