Funny you mention that bloke. Right on queue he sends me a pm asking to see my dick. He does not fuck around, I’ll give him that
clearly he ain't fucking around... he's over here trading dick pics like pokemon cards.
I’m yet to fully embrace my “dry chicken” lifestyle but I’m assuming dick is probably as common as tits on the interwebz. A quick Google search and he’s be drowning in dick pics, what’s he want mine for?
To be fair it’s a marvellous specimen but he couldn’t possibly know that, could he?
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