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I cook chicken perfectly on the grill. Nice a juicy. Seasoned well... and I got this friend that purposely wants me to dry their piece out. Says he doesn't like "wet chicken"... wtf is up with that?

I cook chicken perfectly on the grill. Nice a juicy. Seasoned well... and I got this friend that purposely wants me to dry their piece out. Says he doesn't like "wet chicken"... wtf is up with that?

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[–] [deleted] • 11 pts

Dont ever cook him a steak.

[–] • 0 pt

Him's mommy isn't wiff him's so him's needs you to dry it off for him's, like mommy does?

Any guy who asks you to dry off his chicken (and he doesn't mean it as a sexual innuendo) is gay.

Either that or he's a high-maintenance power-tripping douche.....which still pretty much makes him gay.

Straight men are too embarrassed to ask someone to dry off their chicken for them.

[–] • 4 pts

Your friend likes burnt sacrifices.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

He's paranoid and listens to jews. As long as the internal temp is good he's safe. Probably Mommy cooked the baby's chicken dry AF?

[–] • 1 pt

Probably Mommy cooked the baby's chicken dry AF?

For the longest time I thought I hated chicken. Then I had some good chicken. Turns out I hated mom's chicken.

[–] • 0 pt

But I do love your mom's jelly roll

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

I do like crispy and deep fried, battered chicken sandwiches too but even then, the meat inside is succulent and juicy.

[–] • 2 pts

Throw him in the river. If he floats he is a witch.

[–] • 2 pts

One time I was cooking some fish up and my buddy stands over me. When the fish is white I get ready to take it off and my buddy says, "leave it on there some more." So I leave it a bit more and then go to take it off. Again he says, "leave it on there a bit more." I leave it a bit and then take it off. As we're eating he says, "I don't want to insult your cooking, but this fish is kinda dry." RIP buddy.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

that's what inspired this post. I'm showing him the thread.

[–] • 2 pts

Its cool man. Just start cooking some Soy for him. He wont know the difference and eventually you can ignore them because they will change how they identify themselves.

They already dont like meat. Why give them f-ed up meat and not give it to people that would actually enjoy it?

[–] • 1 pt

Chicken is for women who think it'll make them skinny. And it won't. Animal fat is good for us all.

[–] • 0 pt

That's why chicken breast sucks and chicken thighs are delicious. Straight off the BBQ no seasoning or sauce needed.

[–] • 0 pt

I dunno man, WinCo makes this totallyNotBufaloWildWingsHotSaucePleaseDon'tSueUs that's 0 calories and is amazing on chicken. And it's cheap as hell.

[–] • 1 pt

I like my chicken a bit drier and I have my steak medium well. I had no idea that made me gay until I read this thread. Guess I’m off to suck a dick or something

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

show us a pic or you never sucked it.

What made you like dry chicken?!?! wtf I don't get you.

[–] • 0 pt

No offence intended but asking to see pics of a guy sucking dick seems a bit gay. And that’s coming from someone who eats dry chicken

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

and you have to show maroonsaint. dry boy.

[–] • 1 pt

Is your friend a millennial? I have noticed that quite a number of my peers have like an irrational fear of raw chicken giving them salmonella, like to the point that I know some who don't even want to TOUCH raw chicken. As a kid It did seem like they tried to petrify us with the salmonella talk but yeah I think it lead to a lot of millennials fearing to even look at raw chicken and I could see someone like that wanting the chicken to not be "wet"

[–] • 1 pt

Use a knife to cut into the thickest part of the meat and see if it is white and the juices are running clear. Once the thickest part comes out cooked, then you know the rest of it is all ready to eat.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

YES. totally a millennial thing. My first job at 14 was a line cook. If you couldn't cook it perfect you were in the dish pit of shame.

[–] • 1 pt

Once fed a guy japanese wagyu, $100 a lb. He said it tasted like mcdonalds. I assure it did not. Some people are just fucking stupid.

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