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Oh it's about vaccines? Same difference.

Oh it's about vaccines? Same difference.

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[–] [deleted] 13 pts

"Honey, look! The Cahovid Witnesses are here!"

[–] 4 pts

"have you accepted Anthony Fauci as your personal savior?"

[–] 6 pts

Branch Covidians heading over to Jonestown to deliver their sacrament from their lord and saviors Pfizer and Moderna.

Definitelynotacult.com

[–] 5 pts

Just say you got it so they'll leave you alone in the future when it becomes mandatory or at least more aggressive. I've said this before but the vaccine is a state of mind, I've actually started to believe I've been vaccinated in a pop-up tent and I feel vaccinated, aka my lymph nodes are swollen and I'm tired constantly and my blood pressure is high.

[–] 0 pt

I'll tell them I've got it alright, COVID! No mask and blow my nose into a kleenex with ketchup in it.

[–] 4 pts

They aren't welcome at my door. My President is still Trump and he didn't authorize this.

[–] 3 pts

Put up no trespassing sign and no soliciting. Try red pilling.

[–] [deleted] 5 pts (edited )

Last fall, had a covid tracer drive up the 800ft of our driveway blowing through 4 no trespassing signs, and and one beware of dog. She gets out with her clipboard and I step out on the porch and I start berating her about trespassing, "what do you want"? She started asking for directions to a street somewhere across town. "I'm not your GPS, get the fuck off my property!" Then the dog albeit small, started barking at her, ran out on the drive barking. She hopped back in her fucking hybrid and left.

We've had libs with out of state plates do the same. WTF?

[–] 3 pts

seems to me sending people door to door is a sure way to spread the virus

but more likely it's just a way to shift budget into democrat NGO hands

also to use federal dollars to gain presence in communities for the next round of voting

[–] 1 pt

I will do the same thing that I do with the telephone scammers.... Open the bible to a random page and read to them, I have yet to get through an entire passage.

[–] 1 pt

I'd treat them like I used to treat the mormons/evangelicals/JW (nude with porn playing in the background), but I suspect they'd offer to assist. Guess I'll have to play Trump's Greatest Hits, or the 2016 election night coverage montages...oh...a Hitler speech.

[–] 1 pt

I want someone to create videos of Germans reading fairytales but in the same speech style as Hitler. They can be doing recipes too or something.

Treat them just like the Mormons. Be kind to their effort, but make an excuse to get rid of them as soon as possible.