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I live in a pretty decent neighborhood and don’t want any trouble with the neighbors, but the problem is the next door neighbors have a completely fenced off yard yet they leave the gate open at night and their dog is allowed to roam free. It usually sneaks and takes a shit in the yard which I have dealt with all year, however now it has gone too far and shit right on top of some garlic that is almost ready for harvest. I work 3rd shift so I can stalk the yard and catch the bastard in the act if I need to. What would you guys recommend?

I live in a pretty decent neighborhood and don’t want any trouble with the neighbors, but the problem is the next door neighbors have a completely fenced off yard yet they leave the gate open at night and their dog is allowed to roam free. It usually sneaks and takes a shit in the yard which I have dealt with all year, however now it has gone too far and shit right on top of some garlic that is almost ready for harvest. I work 3rd shift so I can stalk the yard and catch the bastard in the act if I need to. What would you guys recommend?

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[–] 4 pts

The neat thing about correlation is its predictive value, and for whatever reason the person's class level is almost always inversely related to their noise level. That's why niggers are so loud and civilized white neighborhoods are so quiet. If your neighbor is always shitting up the neighborhood with noise, they're almost guaranteed to be nigger-tier in all other respects.

Another thing I've noticed, in suburbia anyway, is that if they have more than 3 vehicles parked outside, they're almost always nigger-tier (and correspondingly noisy).

How does this help you? If they're these things, talking with them first will probably do more harm than good by alerting them to who's bothered by their nigger-tier antics. If they're that type I would never even let on that I was bothered. I might even say something in passing like, "It's so neat that you can let sparky out at night to be free and he comes back alright. The wife and I love when he stops by the house." Since they probably have cameras, or a neighbor, I wouldn't do anything that can be seen. Unfortunately that probably only leaves using your county/city animal control against them.

[–] 1 pt

Man, you hit the nail on the head. They have 3 vehicles out front, and also a fourth company vehicle most times. Also, several four wheelers, motorcycles, a boat and most certainly are playing the Jewish debt game to the maximum. I can’t say they’re totally unreasonable, though. Maybe just sort of ignorantly inconsiderate in a lot of ways. They sure do beat living next to actual niggers.

[–] 0 pt

Will your garlic plants be damaged if you rinse them off with a hose? Dogs shit to mark territory, you have to be the alpha here and show the dog it is in YOUR territory. The dog won't shit on someone else's turf.

[–] 0 pt

Are you implying that he should shit on his own garlic to claim the territory from the dog?

[–] 0 pt

No, but dog shit contains parasites and lots of bacteria. You don’t want it sitting on top of your garlic bulb.