"Hey Neighbor. (Insert small talk about COVID and weather here)... That sounds awesome. Hey, just wanted to let you know there's some dog-sized wild animal that's been shitting on my lawn regularly and has now escalated to shitting on the food I grow. Now I have food I can't eat because something shit all over it just recently. Not to mention likely pissed all over everything too. Anyway, I called animal control and they won't do anything. So I'm putting raw steak out loaded with rat poison and a small warning sign next to it to notify dog owners not to let their dogs eat the steak. I know you have dogs that stay inside your fence line but I wanted to give you a heads up. In case you see any neighbors that let their dogs roam free."
"Hey Neighbor. (Insert small talk about COVID and weather here)... That sounds awesome. Hey, just wanted to let you know there's some dog-sized wild animal that's been shitting on my lawn regularly and has now escalated to shitting on the food I grow. Now I have food I can't eat because something shit all over it just recently. Not to mention likely pissed all over everything too. Anyway, I called animal control and they won't do anything. So I'm putting raw steak out loaded with rat poison and a small warning sign next to it to notify dog owners not to let their dogs eat the steak. I know you have dogs that stay inside your fence line but I wanted to give you a heads up. In case you see any neighbors that let their dogs roam free."
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