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"Wackd"
75 % (73 votes)
Really Committed Suicide
8 % (8 votes)
Faked His Death, Escaped & On the Run
11 % (11 votes)
Fuck You!
5 % (5 votes)

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Anyone else thought it was particularly odd that the ceiling in his jail cell photos makes it absolutely impossible to hang himself?

He would have to Bourdain himself on a door-knob equivalent like a bed frame and just insist on dying.