If you've got the balls for it, the simplest, easiest and most certain way to commit suicide is to jump from a high place. But make sure it really is a high place, not a couple of floors up, because you don't want to find yourself lying on the pavement with a broken back, looking at the stars, and thinking, "This really wasn't such a great idea, was it?"
By the way, here's a fact to consider. When people jump off bridges they usually die, because hitting the water from high up is like hitting concrete, but sometimes they survive. All the ones who have surived say the same thing. On the way down, they had time to think about it, and every one of them decided that they wanted to live. Every one was sorry he or she had jumped.
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