Say you have something about the Clintons on Twatter.
The easiest way is to die of old age. It happens without you doing anything at all save existing.
EASY?? You have to experience your ugly ass body shutting down slowly, painfully, for years and years until sweet Oblivion releases you from this stinking mortal coil. I will welcome Death as a friend, not a stranger.
When I was young, I used to think it was sad that all those young men died in war before realizing their full potential.
Now that I'm older, and starting to lose my hearing, my eyesight, my balance, my endurance, my strength, my ability to pee, my ability to go for a few hours without peeing, I think about those dead soldiers, cut down in the flower of their youth, and I envy them.
I envy the dead, because they didn't live long enough to witness this ClownWorld.
Me mam (73) fell in the bathroom yesterday, and broke her hip. She has been a virtual cripple for a year now, because she broke her OTHER hip then. My poor dad (77) has to deal with this shit, plus her advancing schizophrenia/dementia. Tis truly better to die young. At 55 I am wondering why the hell I am still around. No wife, no kids, just a cat that regularly shits in my shoes.
I didn't say it wasn't without problems. I said it was easy because you don't have to do anything for it to happen.
Easy <> without consequences.
Survival is the slowest form of suicide.
Become trans; works 65% of the time.
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1) Look up "exit bag"
2) I only know that because I used to be in a really messed up place when I was a young man. Hit rock bottom and couldn't see any other way out. I thank God I never went through with it. Life had bigger plans for me, and I almost gave it all up. I know you said you won't actually do it, but if you're contemplating it, please realize that you probably won't feel the same in a few years when you see things more clearly.
If you need someone to talk to and you can't do it with anyone in real life, DM me.
This is fucked up. There is a 100% painless way to do this but even I will not share this. While I don't think you're going to, I think this thread was made to get this option I'm not saying posted to give to people who are on the edge. Which is jewish as fuck.
Fuck it. If people are soft enough to take an easy out at this early stage of struggle then let them. Thats just one less useless mouth to feed when the struggle arrives.
Killing as many niggers as you can before being shot and killed by da Poleases
Honestly i think suicidal thoughts are perfectly healthy. When you feel like nothing in your life is in your control you naturally start looking for things you do have control over. The option of killing yourself is the bottomline starting point. "i can kill myself' is the first step. The only thing that is unhealthy is refusing to look beyond that. If you can open and close your fingers, type into a search bar 'how to kill myself' or even say nigger in private, then there are plenty of things in your control and its your fault for not making something better of yourself. People need to stop medicating and feeling bad for having suicidal thoughts, nothing wrong with it, just move past them instead of avoiding them. they are a starting point not an end point.
Exactly, and why I think the "suicide hotlines" etc. are harmful. If someone is suicidal, having someone who isn't afraid of that is the best thing. There's wisdom to be had and having your "listener" afraid of that will try to keep you from making insights, because they selfishly don't want you to exercise your agency.
Agency is a key word there, people feel suicidal not because they are sad but because they feel like they have no agency. No way to make themselves better, no way to fix their problems, no other options left. Honestly the most frustrating thing in life is being robbed of your agency, things like gamer rage or road rage come about becuase people get robbed of agency. Its the most infuriating thing and most people dont even realise the root cause.
most people dont even realise the root cause
Uhhh... the jews?
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OD on opiates. Heroin, Fentanyl, Morphine. You will drift off and stop breathing.
ODing on Tylenol is apparently pretty grusome. Slow agonizing and there isnt much that can be done once initiated.
Vax_ Seriously though don't even think like that.
If you've got the balls for it, the simplest, easiest and most certain way to commit suicide is to jump from a high place. But make sure it really is a high place, not a couple of floors up, because you don't want to find yourself lying on the pavement with a broken back, looking at the stars, and thinking, "This really wasn't such a great idea, was it?"
By the way, here's a fact to consider. When people jump off bridges they usually die, because hitting the water from high up is like hitting concrete, but sometimes they survive. All the ones who have surived say the same thing. On the way down, they had time to think about it, and every one of them decided that they wanted to live. Every one was sorry he or she had jumped.
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