To be truly fashionable today, simply turn Talmud vision on and mimic the style of the actors in commercials. First, you need to darken your skin. The blacker, the better. You also need to put on lots of tattoos. Then go to your local goodwill store; find pants that don't fit. If the pants have many tears on them, you'll look more fashionable. Next, you'll have to go to a boutique Nike store and buy brightly colored sneakers. These will be very expensive, so you may need to steal them. To finish your look, put some earrings and nose rings on. Good luck!