Wear a swastika armband
Wear a swastika armband
To be truly fashionable today, simply turn Talmud vision on and mimic the style of the actors in commercials. First, you need to darken your skin. The blacker, the better. You also need to put on lots of tattoos. Then go to your local goodwill store; find pants that don't fit. If the pants have many tears on them, you'll look more fashionable. Next, you'll have to go to a boutique Nike store and buy brightly colored sneakers. These will be very expensive, so you may need to steal them. To finish your look, put some earrings and nose rings on.
Good luck!
To be truly fashionable today, simply turn Talmud vision on and mimic the style of the actors in commercials. First, you need to darken your skin. The blacker, the better. You also need to put on lots of tattoos. Then go to your local goodwill store; find pants that don't fit. If the pants have many tears on them, you'll look more fashionable. Next, you'll have to go to a boutique Nike store and buy brightly colored sneakers. These will be very expensive, so you may need to steal them. To finish your look, put some earrings and nose rings on.
Good luck!
Be physically fit and wear clean clothes. Designers of high fashion are just making fun of people.
Be physically fit and wear clean clothes. Designers of high fashion are just making fun of people.
Wear a Hawaiian shirt.
Wear a Hawaiian shirt.
Fashion is a mob behavior so you can never truly exceed the fashionability of the people around you.
Fashion is a mob behavior so you can never truly exceed the fashionability of the people around you.
Seriously, try wearing a suit, to anything.
Men will respect you, women will desire you.
Seriously, try wearing a suit, to anything.
Men will respect you, women will desire you.
Fashion is nonsensical & always changing, but will never be a bad look.
You can look successful, without being overdressed, but fancy enough when need be.
Fashion is nonsensical & always changing, but [this](https://files.catbox.moe/aacibs.jpg) will never be a bad look.
You can look successful, without being overdressed, but fancy enough when need be.
This sounds...less than sincere.
But for starters, the answer is gonna vary wildly based on whether you're a boy or a girl.
This sounds...less than sincere.
But for starters, the answer is gonna vary wildly based on whether you're a boy or a girl.
Guy
Guy
Like the other reply, being fit is most important, clothes will hang better.
Buy used/vintage designer clothes. Stick to neutrals: blues, khakis, grays, black and white and the one or two colors that looks good on you (red or whatever). Accessories are where you express yourself, so keep the funky trendy patterns to ties, socks, handkerchiefs (if wearing a suit) or even hats.
Find a good tailor and have him take in/let out your clothes to provide an even more structured fit for your body shape (for example, some men have longer legs or wider shoulders/hips). Most celebrities have even their basic t-shirts tailored.
Staying fit, keeping the neutral colors and buying well-made clothes will extend the life of your wardrobe immensely as well as your save money. Also, learn how to properly care for your clothing.
My man does this, and he's had the same clothes for going on 20 years now. He has a penchant for funky t-shirts and will throw a nice button-up over it if he's going casual. His biggest wardrobe investment is his work clothes (construction), he will have to buy new shorts every 2-3 years because those will get holes, covered in paint or the drawstring wears out.
Like the other reply, being fit is most important, clothes will hang better.
Buy used/vintage designer clothes. Stick to neutrals: blues, khakis, grays, black and white and the one or two colors that looks good on you (red or whatever). Accessories are where you express yourself, so keep the funky trendy patterns to ties, socks, handkerchiefs (if wearing a suit) or even hats.
Find a good tailor and have him take in/let out your clothes to provide an even more structured fit for your body shape (for example, some men have longer legs or wider shoulders/hips). Most celebrities have even their basic t-shirts tailored.
Staying fit, keeping the neutral colors and buying well-made clothes will extend the life of your wardrobe immensely as well as your save money. Also, learn how to properly care for your clothing.
My man does this, and he's had the same clothes for going on 20 years now. He has a penchant for funky t-shirts and will throw a nice button-up over it if he's going casual. His biggest wardrobe investment is his work clothes (construction), he will have to buy new shorts every 2-3 years because those will get holes, covered in paint or the drawstring wears out.
Great. You have it much easier.
Job one is to realize you probably don't want to be a fashionable man, but a well-dressed man.
Your highest priority is fit. Fit is almost everything.
Apart from that, buy expensive shit used or on sale. Pique polos and nice blue jeans that actually fit (bring an honest straight woman to the store, ideally one you're fucking) are hard to fuck up. Get some khakis and button downs.
Shoes are a whole other universe, but basically trainers are just for the gym. Grab some Clark's desert boots or something that looks like them but with more structure if you're not sure for daily drivers.
You need shiny black shoes. Probably cap toe. $300 and up. Don't pay that much.
There's regional variation, but men's clothes are fairly straightforward.
Great. You have it much easier.
Job one is to realize you probably don't want to be a fashionable man, but a well-dressed man.
Your highest priority is fit. Fit is almost everything.
Apart from that, buy expensive shit used or on sale. Pique polos and nice blue jeans that actually fit (bring an honest straight woman to the store, ideally one you're fucking) are hard to fuck up. Get some khakis and button downs.
Shoes are a whole other universe, but basically trainers are just for the gym. Grab some Clark's desert boots or something that looks like them but with more structure if you're not sure for daily drivers.
You need shiny black shoes. Probably cap toe. $300 and up. Don't pay that much.
There's regional variation, but men's clothes are fairly straightforward.
Obviously, dress for the occasion. Going camping? Wear camping attire. Going to fix your car? Wear ratty clothes you don't mind tossing. Otherwise, as a general, wear clothing that properly fits you. Avoid t-shirts in favor of anything with a collar. Wear simple plain jeans for casual daily stuff if you feel it's appropriate. Otherwise have some variety in your slacks. Have some for hotter weather, different colors. Avoid logos, brands and stupid prints on all of your clothing. Get a haircut, shave, and either learn to iron daily with efficiency and speed or learn to wash and put away your clothes before they get completely wrinkled.
It's not hard, just don't be a fag.
Obviously, dress for the occasion. Going camping? Wear camping attire. Going to fix your car? Wear ratty clothes you don't mind tossing. Otherwise, as a general, wear clothing that properly fits you. Avoid t-shirts in favor of anything with a collar. Wear simple plain jeans for casual daily stuff if you feel it's appropriate. Otherwise have some variety in your slacks. Have some for hotter weather, different colors. Avoid logos, brands and stupid prints on all of your clothing. Get a haircut, shave, and either learn to iron daily with efficiency and speed or learn to wash and put away your clothes before they get completely wrinkled.
It's not hard, just don't be a fag.
Leisure Suit ! Wear a nice vintage Leisure Suit , preferably with mind bending colors and patterns.
Leisure Suit ! Wear a nice vintage Leisure Suit , preferably with mind bending colors and patterns.
Now where talking that would catch the eye a 1970s Leisure Suit.
Now where talking that would catch the eye a 1970s Leisure Suit.
Learn what words need to be capitalised and what words do not. As for the fashion part, look at photos from the 50's and 60's
Learn what words need to be capitalised and what words do not.
As for the fashion part, look at photos from the 50's and 60's
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