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I drink water (all night long) But monster coffee (vanilla bean or mocha) is what starts my day.

I drink water (all night long) But monster coffee (vanilla bean or mocha) is what starts my day.

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[–] • 7 pts

I have it on good authority that starts his morning by chugging 3 buckets of refined, Somalian semen.

[–] • 2 pts

Get your mind out of the gutter. For the good of us all.

[–] • 2 pts

Good sir, I’ll have you know that my mind graduated from the gutter decades ago. It now resides in the sewers of Mexico City.