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I'm tired of working for a living , I want to become an " expert " . I have a few of the requisites for becoming an expert .

I can state the obvious like it's a revelation When I'm proven wrong I can say that I was right with the information we had at the time. I can also blame my predecessor for my inability to solve any problems I cannot solve.

You guys have any more tips for being an " expert " ?

I'm tired of working for a living , I want to become an " expert " . I have a few of the requisites for becoming an expert . I can state the obvious like it's a revelation When I'm proven wrong I can say that I was right with the information we had at the time. I can also blame my predecessor for my inability to solve any problems I cannot solve. You guys have any more tips for being an " expert " ?

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Real expert - learn practice and observe.

Real "expert" - form opinion, attack any opposing view, blame -isms

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This guy gets it

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Learn to code.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Only if you can tolerate wasting away in front of a screen. I swear the people who are most successful in this industry are the most broken.

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hate speech

except when Biden says it to white miners

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You just have to avoid real experts and mitigate liability.

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Do like Bill Gates - make a billion dollars selling mediocre software. Then pay the media to act like you are a doctor, engineer, virologist and guru.

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The rule of thumb is 10,000 hours. Which is five years at 40 hours a week.

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Be prepared to say whatever you are told to say by whomever is paying you. It is important to have no character; or sense of morality or responsibility other than to yourself and a healthy bottom line. If people are harmed by your expertise it will their own fault for not being experts themselves, it can hardly be your fault

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Some excellent points ! Thanks

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I wish you well, in an increasingly complex world we need an ever increasing number of experts to guide the masses in their beliefs

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I live to serve , and enrich myself handsomely

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To become one of those "experts" starts with willingly selling your soul to the devil. Then you'll probably have to perform some heinous acts while being videotaped by your new "masters" so that they have a level of assurance that you won't go off script.

From then on, as long as you do your masters bidding, you will be untouchable. You are now "The Science", as Fauci put it, and above reproach.

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Depends... Do you agree with the opinions as seen on CNN? If so, you already qualify as an expert and you might even qualify as an anonymous source too! Doesn't matter on what subject(s) either, which is the best part.

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Just talk as if you know everything about something. If anyone questions you, launch a vitriolic personal attack on their character and morals. Bonus points if you can attack them on the basis of their religion or race. Always have a few prestigeous sounding studies that you can whip out at a moment's notice, but make sure they are obscure so that no one else can contradict what you say about them. Something such as "According to the 2019 study by Hoss and Fugglefiffer, I am right and you are completely wrong." Or "Hoss and Fugglefiffer of the University of Düsseldorf say this about this, so there." By the time your opponent can check up on Hoss and Fugglefiffer, your audience will have gone home.

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Do you have the condescension to assume most people cannot possibly live their lives without your guidance?

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That quite possibly is the most important thing ! Thanks for reminding me ;

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Read and comment expertsexchange.com until you achieve recognition.

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Lol expert sex change.com

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Become juden.

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While not exactly necessary , it sure does help !

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Step 1. Act as if Step 2. See Step 1

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repetition is the first law of learning. Follow your bliss and don’t listen to anyones ideas on how you should live your life.

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