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Because he's married to that waffle stomper. She wasn't like that before.

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Yeah, I couldn't imagine a rich as fuck actor who once played James Bond marrying something like that. Guessing she fell victim to age, money, and laziness.

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Another. She was pretty hot at one point.

[–] • 3 pts

You know for a fact that she shits in the shower and stomps her poos through the grate and down the drain?

I mean, we know for a fact that Sandra Bullock is in to poop sex, so this isn’t entirely inconceivable.

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I had to look up the Sandra Bullock dirty Hitler poop stache story. I learned it was with Jesse James, and I laughed like a fucking hyena. Thanks for that.

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Nice! So many people don’t believe it when I post about it. Very few look it up to confirm it. Good going.

Yep. Sandra Bullock is a poop queen. It’s why she ransacked James’ house to recover her poop sex tape. And you know those fetishes don’t just disappear. Wonder when her last time was engaging in poop sex.

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Do we have a link to the actual sex tape or is this all bullshit conjecture? Because I really wanna see this sex tape I want this story to be true lol

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The sex tape never made it to the internet because she ransacked James’ place to recover it. But we know it exists because of an interview with James. I’ve heard you can find clips of this interview still. I remember seeing it once way back.

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Now I know. And knowing is half the battle

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females are just terrible

they always halfass everything except their own humongous asses

[–] • 7 pts

Because he played James Bond and he developed a mental condition where he’s not able to separate himself from the character. Therefore, he feels compelled to spy on and infiltrate large organizations, (fat women being a proxy for this).

[–] • 4 pts

Looks like waiting for the ice cream truck like a kid going to school.

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And he looks like he’s streaming it as some sort of wild animal documentary.

Alright, as you can see, the fatassaurus lies in wait... saving precious energy as it waits for the perfect moment to pounce upon its prey: a 2-ton ice cream truck filled to the brim with calories that will keep our quarry nourished for the next 4 hours, until she once again needs to set out for the hunt.

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They are old. She was hot. You hypocritical faggots want a trad wife and wanna talk about faith and honesty and modesty and marriage but when this guy still loves his wife of decades and still finds her beautiful you wanna talk shit. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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What is this 'shame' you speak of, fren?

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The feeling people feel after watching tranny porn bud.

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Oh...uh, I have no idea what that is

[–] • 1 pt

Tbf she was pretty hot back in the day. Not that that excuses turning into a land whale but still.

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Shopped. Very shopped.

What's this about?

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because its funny, she's waiting for the ice cream truck.

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Maybe he's a cheeky chubby chaser, probably deserves a drive-by fruiting.

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in this photograph we see a land whale of the female variety waiting for an ice cream truck while on break from her job as a secretary and she has run out of snacks at her desk

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OP doesn't know about The Architect

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This guy, he gets it

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My wife's tits have never been bigger, nor her hips wider. Can't claim all the credit. Three kids did their part.

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