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Guys.. I hope you can help a fellow goy out

Im not getting jabbed or tested.. So i have a problem on my hands.. Im wanting to roam abit around, plannig on riding my bike from Denmark to Croatia next week, but I have a problem. Im planing to cross boarders without notifiying the governments of my whereabouts, But the thing is, I will be sleeping in hostels, And as far as I remember, The hostel needs a copy of your passport, but What im worried about is if they put any data into any system that communicates with the government systems and will notify them that there is a loose and untested goy in their country?

EDIT: Big part of the travel is for meeting others at hostels! very important factor.

I really hope you guys can help me out, I dont know where else to ask this kind of question. !

Guys.. I hope you can help a fellow goy out Im not getting jabbed or tested.. So i have a problem on my hands.. Im wanting to roam abit around, plannig on riding my bike from Denmark to Croatia next week, but I have a problem. Im planing to cross boarders without notifiying the governments of my whereabouts, But the thing is, I will be sleeping in hostels, And as far as I remember, The hostel needs a copy of your passport, but What im worried about is if they put any data into any system that communicates with the government systems and will notify them that there is a loose and untested goy in their country? EDIT: Big part of the travel is for meeting others at hostels! very important factor. I really hope you guys can help me out, I dont know where else to ask this kind of question. !

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Sadly you can't pretend you're Mexican.

[–] • 2 pts

Sure he can. He just needs to put asswipe in a trashcan and button only the top button of his shirt.

[–] • 1 pt

I was referencing to the fact that he mentioned he's not in the U.S and I doubt Croatians would give a flying fuck about someone pretending to be Mexican as they already have to deal with their European equivalent, Romanian gypsies.

[–] • 0 pt

Roma gypsies, not Romanian

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Europeans can't travel in peace, meanwhile it's fine for boatloads of Africans to wash up in Europe, bringing in lovely diseases like tuberculosis.

Feel for you OP. My country Australia has returned to its prison colony roots.

[–] • 0 pt

You can literally cross borders in Europe and not even know they're there. What do you mean can't travel in peace?

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Why would you need a passport? Pretty much the entire point of the Schengen Area is that there are no border controls between member countries. So the only real "border crossing" would be into Croatia.

Could always just make yourself brown, stop showering, and walk around saying "Me Syria. You gives moneys, yes?" and nobody would bother you.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Just pitch a tent. Or better yet a hammock tent.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

First thing you need to do is purchase a large tin of nugget shoe polish https://pic8.co/sh/FqjbpK.jpg

After you have applied a reasonable amount to your face and hands no one will suspect you of being a goy but you will have to speak like an Indian dairy owner. Maybe practice this for a day before you actually try it our on some one.

Once you have the disguise down to a convincing level no one will ask a thing of you and you can scream racist if they try to look into your identity or ask the wrong questions.

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I know hostels take a photocopy of your passport but I am honestly not sure if it's entered into a system or anything.

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Why would you have to notify government of your whereabouts? Hostels don't communicate with foreign governments and i doubt they communicating with their own government systems about people who are staying in these hostels. They are checking documents for their own safety in case you break, steal property or injure someone.

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Isn't there open borders throughout the entire Schengen area?

I'd be travelling at night to avoid those border crossings though.

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Thats the plan! But that's not what im most worried about. Its the hostel stay. That the local government would somehow automatically be notified that there is a person staying who isnt obying their 1984 laws

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I'd be less worried about the Croatian or local government following their shit, and certainly not a local hostel. As said its more a record so they can catch up with you if you behave like a nigger.

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Lets say I get caught by police, whats the worst that can happen for not having any pcr test and sneaking into the country? 30 days prison ?

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You're better off waiting, the bastards are too attentive at the moment.

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Better off waiting a while because there's going to be covid restrictions at borders. Especially leaving the schengen area. Skip Croatia and go to Italy