Had a few minutes to help. I copied the inner HTML of the element and pasted it into Notepad++, did some find/replace of the different elements to replace the HTML elements with the url markdown used here on poal, shifted some elements around and did some minor cleanup.
I have a few more minutes and can help more if you would prefer it in a table format. Can quickly find/replace the list markdown in the text below with table markdown.
The one true book of truth and oppression against feefees
Brain damage + related;
What's fluid intelligence? No clue but yours is worse because you're a ham. (archive.is) Junk food linked to memory loss. (archive.today) Five ways obesity affects the brain. (archive.is) Album of alternate source. (slimgur.com) Obesity and brain damage connected. (archive.today) Being overweight damages your brain. (archive.today) How being fat makes you stupid. (archive.today)
Yes you are affecting someone else;
40% of obese children, fatty liver disease. Fibrosis and cancer sure sounds delightful. (archive.today) Obese girls develop riskier sexual tendencies. Your fat daughter is a slut. (archive.today) Hypertension, in children. Just admit it, you suck. (archive.today) Children aren't even children anymore. Earlier and earlier puberty. (archive.today) Cutting calories slows aging. (archive.today) Think of the children! - Obesity lowers children's IQ. (archive.today) Keep thinking of the children. - Obese mothers give birth to less intelligent children. (archive.today) I'm going to ask you again; think of the children. Obese children's Quality of Life is similar to that of people with cancer. (web.mit.edu) Is it weird I want you to think of children so much? Your children's immune systems are compromised from your fat. (archive.is) So this is why I hate kids, and why their moms are so shitty. It's because their mom is fat. Cool, not only are you disgusting. You're a shitty mother. (archive.is) Your fat body is causing your organs to not only be useless to your own body but to every body and everybody. Your organs are no longer safe for donation. (archive.is) Livers are being thrown out because you're fat. (archive.is) Many Livers 'Too Fat' For Transplant. (archive.is) Obesity May Contribute to Organ Shortage. (archive.is) Double diabetes. This sounds ever more delightful. (archive.today) You are so unhealthy you stem cell wrong for new people. (archive.today) Yes it does concern me. I pay for your fat. (archive.today) We all pay for it, everywhere. (archive.today) Just as healthy you say? More sick days you say? (archive.today)
Healthy even overweight doesn't exist;
Your "men" are more womanly and your "women" are more manly. (metabolismjournal.com) Even womenshealthmag.com can read - "There's No Such Thing As Healthy Obesity." (archive.is) "Healthy Obese" still at risk. (archive.today) No pattern of healthy obesity. (archive.today) No such thing as healthy obesity. (archive.today) Healthy and obese is a myth. (archive.today) "95%" of diets "fail" + gain more. (archive.today) Obesity passes smoking as #1 killer... "healthy". (archive.today)
I'm fine. It won't be bad/excuses/rationalization;
We know you're lying. We know you're all lying. (archive.is)
In conclusion, all the obese subjects we studied who had a history of self-reported diet resistance had appropriate energy expenditure, but they misreported their actual food intake and physical activity.
Conditions. Huh? What were you saying? (archive.is) Diabetes is so scary, people would rather have HIV. (archive.today) Hypothyroidism: no more than 5 - 10 lbs. (archive.today) Hypothyroidism: 5 - 10 pounds. (archive.today) "Genes" are not a destiny. (archive.today) Start being honest. You don't eat 1200 calories a day. (archive.today) Eating healthy is also NOT more expensive and in every relevant comparisn cheaper than eating junk/unhealthy food. (archive.is) We hate fat because it's evolved in us to. It's not oppression nor discrimination. (ehbonline.org) ...humans have an inbuilt dislike of fat... (archive.is) Evolved. Part deux. (archive.is) "Healthy", "safe". "Right". (archive.today) Thin healthier than fat. (archive.today) Obesity unhealthy. -HARFUCKINGVARD. (archive.today) "There is no scientific evidence supporting the idea that any food is a negative-calorie food." (archive.today) Endless words "facts". (archive.today) Too lazy for a synopsis. (archive.today)
Excellent. Thank you! I'll add formatting and update FPH I was dreading having to pull it out of the source. Wasn't sure how to do it otherwise except manually.
You're welcome. I do a lot of find/replace in scripting and I've found that by the time I find or create a way to do everything I want with one click, I could've done it manually several times. So unless I foresee needing to do the task over and over, if it's just the one time I just do it and get it over with if I have the time.
Yeah find/replace is often king for jobs like this. Though you have to do it in the correct order if a replace creates an instance of a future replacement which will cause odd formatting.
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