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Sometimes when I meet people we share an awkward fucked up handshake where you are not gripping palms. Are we getting sussed out by masons, or is someone just excited and starts squeezing before your thumb webs meet?

Just had this thought after watching the five hour freemason murder cult marathon posted last night.

Sometimes when I meet people we share an awkward fucked up handshake where you are not gripping palms. Are we getting sussed out by masons, or is someone just excited and starts squeezing before your thumb webs meet? Just had this thought after watching the five hour freemason murder cult marathon posted last night.

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That is my secret to crushing the job interviews. I think it works well for me because my sweaty palms reduce the abrasion that my fingertip would otherwise cause making it a smooth and delightful digital experience. Make sure to bite your nails down to the quick just before the meeting. If you are not blessed with sweaty palms the residual saliva helps.