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Sometimes when I meet people we share an awkward fucked up handshake where you are not gripping palms. Are we getting sussed out by masons, or is someone just excited and starts squeezing before your thumb webs meet?

Just had this thought after watching the five hour freemason murder cult marathon posted last night.

Sometimes when I meet people we share an awkward fucked up handshake where you are not gripping palms. Are we getting sussed out by masons, or is someone just excited and starts squeezing before your thumb webs meet? Just had this thought after watching the five hour freemason murder cult marathon posted last night.

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The correct etiquette when this happens is to reach with your other hand, grasp their wrist, pull them into your hand and reapply the handshake. Done in a friendly manner. Sometimes they have a hurt hand so if there's pain on the face just let it happen.

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That identifies you as an outsider. Try applying pressure between first and second knuckle with your thumb. Let me know if they assassinate you.

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...Or, you grip firmly with the thumb, ring, and pinkie while repeatedly curling the middle up the inside of their palm in a come hither gesture. That usually sets everyone at ease.

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That is my secret to crushing the job interviews. I think it works well for me because my sweaty palms reduce the abrasion that my fingertip would otherwise cause making it a smooth and delightful digital experience. Make sure to bite your nails down to the quick just before the meeting. If you are not blessed with sweaty palms the residual saliva helps.

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GAY

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I have considered whether the individual was gay, and suggested they DM their phone number to you when appropriate.

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U wanna GIT RAPED in dah porta shitter ??

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I've always known this as a "Short Shake".Sure sign of someone to keep a close eye on.

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Rub the first knuckle during the handshake, if you think they are a Mason. You will be asked if you are a traveling man, and answer that you travel from the west to the east. If they ask what is it that you seek in the east, answer that you seek the point of illumination. I think I said that right.

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Masons press in between your thumb and index finger.