Because men are cunts and women are dicks
And everyone's an asshole.
Cunts don't like dicks, because cunts get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything.
Cunts may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a count to show them that.
But sometimes, cunts get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because cunts are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and cunts all covered in shit!
Lmao
If you think "everyone is an asshole", I've bad news. It's you that's the asshole.
This stupid bumper sticker comeback is often not true at all. There are far more assholes than sane, intelligent, rational people. Most people are out solely for themselves and just using whatever they think can get them ahead. They aren't empathetic or altruistic. If they volunteer to help out they are often doing it for social praise or to further their own financial standing.
What JoinDivision said is a quote from the movie Team America.
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