It's Canada how fuckin dangerous can it be lol
Canada is dangerous when the whiskey keeps you so warm you don't feel the -30 weather, so you walk home from the bar and cut through the trees, come across a beaver and a coyote and you have to fight both. You get tired after destroying them. So you take a nap in the snowbank and next day your buddy finds you frozen on the side of a trail.
This happened to me in winnipeg
The maple syrup must make you guys retarded. everyone knows you make the beaver and the coyote fight EACH OTHER and you place bets on the winner and buy a snowmobile with flames on the side with your winnings. DUHHH.
Whatever bud. I got a nice new top hat and a fur collar for my parka.
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