Oh, it's a gay meter. Poal is going to reach critical low gay soon, where are the homos?
Must be a faulty meter. No way this site is running low on homosexuality.
Party: Well, we're all trapped on this island fellas, and we all have certain needs - so we need to get this orgy off the ground. Now, which one of you niggers wants to be the first to start making out with me?
Niggers: WTF are you talking about "island"? We're shitposting on a website faggot!
Party: There is no sense in denying reality, the faggotry on this island is dangerously low and we're at risk of becoming too bored to live. Now, just touch it...
Niggers: NAH MAN, I'LL JUST DEAL WITH MY NEEDS BY HAND...
Party: Oh, well you think you're going to solve everyone's problems WITHOUT a dick in the ass? Do you need motivation? Hey bring me your box of dick pics so we can get crazy gay in this bitch.
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