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This joke is probably going around again either because someone just watched the Simpsons, or they read the recent with John Swartzwelder where that joke is brought up.

>One of my all-time favorite jokes is from “The Time Machine Did It”: “I was sleeping like a baby—waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.” Years after “The Time Machine Did It” was published, I saw John McCain use a similar joke on a late-night talk show after his failed 2008 Presidential bid. I planned on using this intellectual-property theft to my advantage if he ever ran again. Anyway, I was glad he liked the joke.

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And they probably eat like a bird -- which means consuming your own body weight in food every day.

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Where I come fron we say, "I slept like slaughtered."

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I wake every 60 to 90 min to piss.

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I wake every 6 hours looking for the breast.

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That's actually a thing for millennials - they're their own children, especially if they don't have REAL children, they have dogs.

They probably "identify" as babies, or they call it "cosplay" or some other freaky, fruity shit.

Millennials are fucking worthless and a hinderance to regaining a functioning society.

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What would explain an entire generation being garbage?

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Hanging around with and being exposed to brown people, fags, and leftists. Also drinking and eating WAY TOO MUCH soy and soy based products, soy beans should be outlawed.

And most importantly, not getting enough discipline and ass beatings instead of "time outs" when then needed it as well as being babied and never being exposed to losing because we started giving everybody "participation trophies".

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So..parenting. Thanks.

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Ughhh tell me about it. I have a 3 month old