Do a blood test.
You might be lacking Potassium (eat more bananas) and change your pillow.
Do a blood test.
You might be lacking Potassium (eat more bananas) and change your pillow.
All these suggestions sound pretty good. No has told you to stop being a pussy yet. Maybe try that.
All these suggestions sound pretty good. No has told you to stop being a pussy yet. Maybe try that.
Ibuprofen will reduce swelling. Aspirin will get blood moving faster. Warm compressions will relax muscles and manipulation (small head rotation…usually moving in circles) and your wife massaging the entire area will help. Do not drink caffeine and try to go back to sleep. Your body needs to be in a similar situation to get it to “go back into place. That doesn’t happen (typically) when you are awake.
After 3 days if it’s still there you should find a chiropractor who does electronic currents via pads and Who has a long standing relationship with the city and good reviews/standing via the bbb.
Ibuprofen will reduce swelling. Aspirin will get blood moving faster. Warm compressions will relax muscles and manipulation (small head rotation…usually moving in circles) and your wife massaging the entire area will help.
Do not drink caffeine and try to go back to sleep. Your body needs to be in a similar situation to get it to “go back into place.
That doesn’t happen (typically) when you are awake.
After 3 days if it’s still there you should find a chiropractor who does electronic currents via pads and
Who has a long standing relationship with the city and good reviews/standing via the bbb.
Better to gonna to a physio than a chiropractor, there are still lots of quack chiros out there.
Rest is decent advice.
Better to gonna to a physio than a chiropractor, there are still lots of quack chiros out there.
Rest is decent advice.
Stand up straight. Take a deep breath or two. Relax. Rotate your arms up and down. Lean over and hang your hands down at your sides and let them hang - loose. Touch your toes. Let all of your muscles relax as you do this sort of thing a few times. Do what feels right, shake out your limbs. etc. Best type of cure for a muscle spasm (causing the alignment kink) type of malady. For me anyways.
Stand up straight. Take a deep breath or two. Relax. Rotate your arms up and down. Lean over and hang your hands down at your sides and let them hang - loose. Touch your toes. Let all of your muscles relax as you do this sort of thing a few times. Do what feels right, shake out your limbs. etc. Best type of cure for a muscle spasm (causing the alignment kink) type of malady. For me anyways.
Thanks. I'll try it.
Thanks. I'll try it.
Well aren't you just fucking Mister_Sunshine all the time?
Well aren't you just fucking Mister_Sunshine all the time?
Here's a trick. Move your head and neck into the "barrier" (the way that hurts the most). Once your head is in position use your hand to hold your head in place and gently try to turn your head in the "free" direction for 3-5 seconds. After that relax for another 3-5 seconds (don't skimp, this is the most important part). Do this 3-5 times and your neck should feel somewhat better. It helps relax the muscles that are in spasm and it's what i do myself for neck pain.
Here's a trick. Move your head and neck into the "barrier" (the way that hurts the most). Once your head is in position use your hand to hold your head in place and gently try to turn your head in the "free" direction for 3-5 seconds. After that relax for another 3-5 seconds (don't skimp, this is the most important part). Do this 3-5 times and your neck should feel somewhat better. It helps relax the muscles that are in spasm and it's what i do myself for neck pain.
That, yep.
That, yep.
Whatever you do, don't try to snap your neck, like move your neck sharply or in circles trying to fix your bones, joints, tendons and muscles, because things can get worse and cause serious damage. I recommend that you wait for the pain to go away, and seek a specialist on the subject. God bless.
Whatever you do, don't try to snap your neck, like move your neck sharply or in circles trying to fix your bones, joints, tendons and muscles, because things can get worse and cause serious damage. I recommend that you wait for the pain to go away, and seek a specialist on the subject. God bless.
10-4
10-4
Once i jammed my neck in a mosh pit and at the end of a song i see a fist turning and it just seemed to be the perfect angle to correct the cramp. I leaned my jaw into it at the right angle and got punched exactly right and it snapped back exactly correctly. Perfectly timed with the last cymbal crash of their last song, one of the most glorious moments of my life.
Also someone else mentioned it, about the barrier. Feel where it seizes up and go back and forth between opposite that and into it and use your hands to hold both for a few breaths.
Also any yoga is always good.
Once i jammed my neck in a mosh pit and at the end of a song i see a fist turning and it just seemed to be the perfect angle to correct the cramp. I leaned my jaw into it at the right angle and got punched exactly right and it snapped back exactly correctly. Perfectly timed with the last cymbal crash of their last song, one of the most glorious moments of my life.
Also someone else mentioned it, about the barrier. Feel where it seizes up and go back and forth between opposite that and into it and use your hands to hold both for a few breaths.
Also any yoga is always good.
Xanax and bedrest
Xanax and bedrest
Guiatinne
Guiatinne
That would fix it alright. I'm not really fond of the side effect though.
That would fix it alright. I'm not really fond of the side effect though.
I'm saying it suggested that spelling. I must have spelled it wrong before and the predictive correct gave me that.
I'm saying it suggested that spelling. I must have spelled it wrong before and the predictive correct gave me that.
It spells guillotine, Pedro.
It spells guillotine, Pedro.
Does it also put the lotion in the basket, Buffalo Bill?
Does it also put the lotion in the basket, Buffalo Bill?
My auto correct f'ed me. Weird.
My auto correct f'ed me. Weird.
Hot shower and a blow job after.
Turn the shower head in the hardest massage and the water as hot as you can take it, without injuring yourself of course. Let it relax the area before you start massaging it gently and trying to work it out. Take your time.
After, get a blowjob. You'll feel so stress free and relaxed after. If you aren't married, just call your local faggot.
Hot shower and a blow job after.
Turn the shower head in the hardest massage and the water as hot as you can take it, without injuring yourself of course. Let it relax the area before you start massaging it gently and trying to work it out. Take your time.
After, get a blowjob. You'll feel so stress free and relaxed after. If you aren't married, just call your local faggot.
and I will take care of your cock neck thing no problemo!
and I will take care of your cock neck thing no problemo!
A HOT water shower that is 'almost' too hot will cure most hurts.
A HOT water shower that is 'almost' too hot will cure most hurts.
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