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I have to have a vaccine to continue work normally. I have to stay at this job for at least 3 more years before I can leave. I am thinking of bribing a commercial drug store pharmacist to let me "self administer" the J&J vaccine alone because of "anthrophobia" or "severe anxiety". It might take several tries to find someone willing to take 200 dollars etc (really only going to try to bribe blacks or non-whites).

I also considered photoshopping an extant "passport", but I don't want to get Jewed for the CDC logo being on there.

Any suggestions? I am willing to drive to any doctor/location on the eastern half of the United States if they're willing to help me.

I have to have a vaccine to continue work normally. I have to stay at this job for at least 3 more years before I can leave. I am thinking of bribing a commercial drug store pharmacist to let me "self administer" the J&J vaccine alone because of "anthrophobia" or "severe anxiety". It might take several tries to find someone willing to take 200 dollars etc (really only going to try to bribe blacks or non-whites). I also considered photoshopping an extant "passport", but I don't want to get Jewed for the CDC logo being on there. Any suggestions? I am willing to drive to any doctor/location on the eastern half of the United States if they're willing to help me.

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[–] • 2 pts

From what I am told about capitalism, just choose another job. Easy.

[–] • 0 pt

This is the way. Many places (especially red nations) are desperate for labor, this puts the prospect at an advantageous position and allows them to make demands they would never get to make in shitty blue states where the labor saturation is insanely high.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm... That was sarcasm, no one chooses a job, job choose you.

[–] • 0 pt

Yeah I'm looking to move to a (even) more rural area to avoid this plague.

[–] • 0 pt

Panhandle Florida...Destin-PCB corridor...no matter what your occupation, you can find a job immediately, at very good pay. Almost all White peepo, great roads, millions of bars and shops, etc. Great fishing everywhere! But...expensive. And not much affordable housing.