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I have to have a vaccine to continue work normally. I have to stay at this job for at least 3 more years before I can leave. I am thinking of bribing a commercial drug store pharmacist to let me "self administer" the J&J vaccine alone because of "anthrophobia" or "severe anxiety". It might take several tries to find someone willing to take 200 dollars etc (really only going to try to bribe blacks or non-whites).

I also considered photoshopping an extant "passport", but I don't want to get Jewed for the CDC logo being on there.

Any suggestions? I am willing to drive to any doctor/location on the eastern half of the United States if they're willing to help me.

I have to have a vaccine to continue work normally. I have to stay at this job for at least 3 more years before I can leave. I am thinking of bribing a commercial drug store pharmacist to let me "self administer" the J&J vaccine alone because of "anthrophobia" or "severe anxiety". It might take several tries to find someone willing to take 200 dollars etc (really only going to try to bribe blacks or non-whites). I also considered photoshopping an extant "passport", but I don't want to get Jewed for the CDC logo being on there. Any suggestions? I am willing to drive to any doctor/location on the eastern half of the United States if they're willing to help me.

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My company is making us file legal paperwork with a witness signature and vaccine info to be able to get sticker that gives you permission to not wear a mask.

Or I do what I wanna do and just not wear it...