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I have to have a vaccine to continue work normally. I have to stay at this job for at least 3 more years before I can leave. I am thinking of bribing a commercial drug store pharmacist to let me "self administer" the J&J vaccine alone because of "anthrophobia" or "severe anxiety". It might take several tries to find someone willing to take 200 dollars etc (really only going to try to bribe blacks or non-whites).

I also considered photoshopping an extant "passport", but I don't want to get Jewed for the CDC logo being on there.

Any suggestions? I am willing to drive to any doctor/location on the eastern half of the United States if they're willing to help me.

I have to have a vaccine to continue work normally. I have to stay at this job for at least 3 more years before I can leave. I am thinking of bribing a commercial drug store pharmacist to let me "self administer" the J&J vaccine alone because of "anthrophobia" or "severe anxiety". It might take several tries to find someone willing to take 200 dollars etc (really only going to try to bribe blacks or non-whites). I also considered photoshopping an extant "passport", but I don't want to get Jewed for the CDC logo being on there. Any suggestions? I am willing to drive to any doctor/location on the eastern half of the United States if they're willing to help me.

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[–] 12 pts (edited )

Find a little mexican doc office. The kind in the ghetto where all the nurses speak spanish. Not a hospital, or a pharmacy. Pay to get your vax. You will go into a room most likely by yourself and the nurse.

Your going to need to go.

Ill give you this $400 to dump that dose down the drain and say I took it.

Most of these nurses are paid shit and will take it.

I dont think $200 will do it. Gonna need $400+ to get a spic to risk there job.

Or refuse and lawyer up.

NO JOB IS WORTH YOUR LIFE.

Note: I dont believe there is any laws on bribing a nurse. However im not a kike lawyer.

[–] 0 pt

Why spic over nigger? Just curious

[–] 0 pt

Well Im in AZ and I have to for work go to a ton of spic doc offices. How I also developed this plan incase I too have to get the jab.

Now I have never seen a nigger doc with his own office full of niggers. Maybe there is none in AZ IDK. However its best to avoid the groid.

[–] 1 pt

Aren’t they just nurses? I’d go to the ghetto with $300 and just give it to the fat sheboon nurse

[–] 3 pts

Fake the card. You need a lot number?

[–] 3 pts

Yes I do.

[–] 4 pts

Stand by. I'll PM you.

[–] 3 pts

You're so thoughtful, helping OP replace his lost vacc card.

[–] 3 pts

Does my employer have the ability to independently verify that I took the vaccine?

[–] 0 pt

They have no reason to suspect it's not real, they ain't gonna check

[–] 1 pt

Why the lot number? No job is going to bother to dig deeper.

[–] 0 pt

Doesn't hurt to be cautious.

[–] 1 pt

This is probably the answer. If they are checking the card, then just print it and fill it out. A lot of employers aren't even doing that much, and taking their employees word on it.

[–] 0 pt

My company is making us file legal paperwork with a witness signature and vaccine info to be able to get sticker that gives you permission to not wear a mask.

Or I do what I wanna do and just not wear it...

[–] 2 pts

From what I am told about capitalism, just choose another job. Easy.

[–] 0 pt

This is the way. Many places (especially red nations) are desperate for labor, this puts the prospect at an advantageous position and allows them to make demands they would never get to make in shitty blue states where the labor saturation is insanely high.

[–] 0 pt

I'm... That was sarcasm, no one chooses a job, job choose you.

[–] 0 pt

Yeah I'm looking to move to a (even) more rural area to avoid this plague.

[–] 0 pt

Panhandle Florida...Destin-PCB corridor...no matter what your occupation, you can find a job immediately, at very good pay. Almost all White peepo, great roads, millions of bars and shops, etc. Great fishing everywhere! But...expensive. And not much affordable housing.

If you live in the US its against the law (at least currently) for them to force you to take an unlicensed vaccine https://www.statnews.com/2021/02/23/federal-law-prohibits-employers-and-others-from-requiring-vaccination-with-a-covid-19-vaccine-distributed-under-an-eua/

[–] 0 pt

This question again. Fuck dude pay attention.

Two cautionaries: 1) Budget at least $500 for this. 2) Be prepared to "get" at least one booster shot down the road.

[–] 0 pt

I believe HIPAA makes it illegal for employers to inquire about your personal medical history.

[–] 1 pt

Pandemic proved that they don't care about laws to protect you.

[–] 0 pt

just print one out