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It seems I have a new nighttime hobby. Symptoms include planting imaginary gardens and peeing on them, or building imaginary railroads and peeing on them, or not peeing, just walking around and turning on lights, or taking out plates, or collecting candles... so I ask you, random faggots of the internet, what’s the prognosis?

It seems I have a new nighttime hobby. Symptoms include planting imaginary gardens and peeing on them, or building imaginary railroads and peeing on them, or not peeing, just walking around and turning on lights, or taking out plates, or collecting candles... so I ask you, random faggots of the internet, what’s the prognosis?

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Keep a regular sleep schedule.

Get a doorstop with an alarm, and never remove it yourself. Instead ask your spouse to remove it in the morning or when you're awake and want to leave the room. That way you can't get used to the physical motions of moving it.