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It seems I have a new nighttime hobby. Symptoms include planting imaginary gardens and peeing on them, or building imaginary railroads and peeing on them, or not peeing, just walking around and turning on lights, or taking out plates, or collecting candles... so I ask you, random faggots of the internet, what’s the prognosis?

It seems I have a new nighttime hobby. Symptoms include planting imaginary gardens and peeing on them, or building imaginary railroads and peeing on them, or not peeing, just walking around and turning on lights, or taking out plates, or collecting candles... so I ask you, random faggots of the internet, what’s the prognosis?

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[–] [deleted] • 15 pts

  1. Wear a motion activated camera to bed and post your sleepwalk videos to Jootoob

  2. Profit.

[–] • 3 pts

I always wanted to be a camwhore, surely this will set me apart from the rest.

[–] • 1 pt

You should do it. I would watch. With annotations like "you can't see from this angle, but I'm peeing here..."

[–] • 3 pts

especially if you have

[–] [deleted] • 10 pts

set an alarm to wake yourself up a little before the average time you might have this happen.

keep a regular sleep schedule, avoid onerogenic drugs like nicotene and caffine,, look over what drugs you could be taking in or foods of certain sorts and change them too; maybe you are not eating enough or too much before bed?

it isnt important to find the cause nessicarily as it is to find a way to jostle you out of this habit.

adjusting sleep time and waking up during the night right before these happen using an alarm clock would be my cheif recomendation.

[–] • 7 pts

Ratchet straps

[–] • 3 pts

My wife would enjoy that

[–] • 2 pts

Then film, and profit lol

[–] • 2 pts

I would l sooner or later find myself the lead roll in a snuff film.

[–] • 7 pts

Admit it, you pissed on the plates and candles too.

[+] [deleted] • 4 pts
[–] • 2 pts

If I did, I must have rinsed and dried them, unlike the imaginary garden and railroad.

[–] • 3 pts

Put pictures of Biden etc. around the house so at least your behavior will be productive and appropriate.

[–] • 2 pts

Is there a dark magic in my piss? I fail to see how it would be productive.

[–] • 1 pt

Dude, they are selling your piss in China to bring luck! You do want to bring luck to our president, don't you?

[–] • 3 pts

Get a supply of railroad ties and vegetable seeds, then start sleeping outside.

[–] • 3 pts

Hang sheets from the top of the doorways. You can't see them when your are dreaming. But when they touch you when you are sleep walking it should wake you up.

I have a friend who suffered brain damage from falling off his motorcycle at great speed, repeatedly. He sleep walks.

[–] • 2 pts

Stay away from bridges, stairs and pools. You should be fine.

[–] • 2 pts

Bridges and pools, no problem... stairs, well I haven’t broken my neck, yet.

[–] • 1 pt

Keep a regular sleep schedule.

Get a doorstop with an alarm, and never remove it yourself. Instead ask your spouse to remove it in the morning or when you're awake and want to leave the room. That way you can't get used to the physical motions of moving it.

[–] • 1 pt

Stay in bed lol

[–] • 1 pt

Do you drink? If so stop.

Have you began taking any medications lately such as triazedone or ambien or tramadol? Or anything actually? New herbal supplements or vitamins etc If? If so you're having a reaction talk to your jew doctor.

If not, and this is a recent development,

It may be stress induced. Make sure to go to the bathroom before going to bed so you are less likely to have to clean piss in the morning and put a bell or alarm or chain lock of some sort on your bedroom door so you can't go out of that space and harm yourself.

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