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Asking for a friend.

Asking for a friend.

Eat their food, sleep in their bed, and shit in their toilet. (No flushing).
Force everyone to pay you taxes on penalty of imprisonment or worse.
Create a fake pandemic & use it to steal an election via mail-in ballots.
Pay someone to fly a plane with a giant “FUCK YOU!” banner above their home.
Good sir, I implore you to fornicate yourself with utmost haste.
Fuck You!

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Just fuck you works for me, but if you're going to shit in their toilet, do it in the tank, and don't flush.

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"Hi Daddy! I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend, Shaniqua Cohen! She's a penile-trans-bian!"

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Oh shit, can we pin this? I wish I could pin this.

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The progressive income tax followed up with lending us our own currency at interest - actual slavery. Not too much of a bigger "fuck you" than that.