Yes I’m sure the ruffians in his neighborhood are looking up his IP right now and the federal government will send helicopters to take his stuff.
Of course they’re watching us, we’re so dangerous.
Ooooooooo-oooooooo
Wait, hold on guys. Someone’s at the door. Let me go check.
BANG
Everything is fine, fellow American patriots! Say, tell me, what all do you have in preparation, my friends and fellow American patriots?! Please, in great detail. Hey, how many of you were on a VPN? Anyway, we sure are patriots! Will you patriot with me today?
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