My moto is "If they want theater, they get theater!" So I have been stripping down to my boxershorts at airport metal detectors for 10 years now. Then if they say anything I just drop my boxers and show the world my babymaker. Got into a lot of trouble over the years but they never managed to keep me of a flight.
Reminds me of Jesus telling his followers to offer up their shirt along with their cloak. You want to take away my dignity? Then so be it, you'll be the one who ends up shamed.
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