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[–] • 18 pts

Let them turn brown and have your wife make it into banana bread.

[–] • 5 pts

This or banana pudding are the only acceptable answers.

[–] • 2 pts

bump

[–] • 1 pt

:) Thank you for doing your part to raise banana bread awareness!

[–] • 9 pts

You take a big chomp off the end and chew it, staring at anyone watching in the eye.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

gotta chew with mouth open to?

[–] • 2 pts

and let some chunks fall out... with blood on them, somehow.

[–] • 2 pts

The blood is common, my teeth bleed a lot at the gums because brushing is for women.

Sounds like you need to man up some.

[–] • 2 pts

Don't break eye contact while eating it. Don't peel it either.

[–] • 5 pts

Rectal insertion.

[–] • 5 pts

Sideways, like a corn cob, peel on

[–] • 4 pts

The normal way because you're secure in your masculinity

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

it's impossible. you can blend it with whiskey and drink it off a vagina, but no. That being said you can eat a banana like a human bite, chew and swallow nutrients to replenish the body.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

What a fucking faggot post by a fucking faggot op.

Why dont you tell us the most manly way to suck a cock, mediumsalsa.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

The manliest way to eat a banana is to not give a fuck about how other people think you should eat a banana.

[–] • 3 pts
[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Cut or tear off pieces of it.

[–] • 6 pts

This is the answer. Cut off pieces with a big Crocodile Dundee knife and eat them off the blade.

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