I thought this was about John Cusack. Plot twist.
Coincidentally, the film featured Dan “Tweens are Tighter ” Schneider as a creepy fat fuck who was trying to manipulate a high school girl into fucking him.
I’ll have to go back and check that out.
“Twooooooo Dolllllarrrrsssss”
Dan 'Hold her tighter, she's a fighter' (((Schneider)))
Dammit. Forgot the parens.
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