The glass is full. Partially with liquid and the rest with air.
The glass is full. Partially with liquid and the rest with air.
The glass is full. Partially with liquid and the rest with air.
Depends on the direction of change. If it is being emptied it is half empty. If it is being filled it is half full.
It's twice as big as it needs to be.
There is no glass.
Glass as thing-in-itself tells Fuck You because you can not observe above said phenomenon from glass' perspective.
The glass is half fake, half gay.
Depends on whether you're pouring or drinking.
Living on the beach,No Glass Allowed.
I DRANK YO MILKSHAKE MOTHAFUKKA!
AH PUT MUH DICK IN YO MINT JULEP, MISSUS!
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