Those are not the real reason she wants him circumcized--none of those things are supported by science. She wants to conform and she's doing it through genital mutilation of your son. Tell her no, and that's the end of it. No discussion.

All of her concerns can be addressed with the child when he's old enough to make the decision himself. There's very little conclusive evidence that circumcision makes any real difference in health, but it's been established that it does remove an exorbitant amount of nerve endings which provide pleasure during intercourse. What right does your wife have, or anyone for that matter, to prioritize a theoretical risk of STDs (which is better addressed with proper education and good decision making) over your child's full use of his reproductive organs? She doesn't have that right but she's trying to take it and you need to defend your son. He can always get it done if he wants to but he can never have it undone.

This is coming from someone who is circumcised but refused to do it to my son. You'll be amazed as well at the pressure female staff at the hospital will put you under to do it as well. Stay strong. Your child will be able to make his own choices long before any of the alleged risks are incurred.

Cleanliness is solved by taking a shower.

The other two are just myths and I doubt she can find any actual modern studies (save the jew ones) that actually say this is a real concern.

Each of those are jewish lies. Watch

Watch the God damn clopper video! All the jew lies and talking points are 100% destroyed