What represents 13% but also half?
Gonna g on with eskimos
Well known, but classic:
A rich man needs it A poor man has it And if you eat it you die.
What have I got in my pocket?
I am greater than God and worse than Satan. The rich need me, and the poor have me. If you eat me, you’ll die.
The rich needs nothing? You lost me there.
Everybody wants and needs "more". Doesn't matter if they're poor or rich.
I messed it up. The correct word was “want.”
You know: “the rich want for nothing”
I respectfully disagree. They are still decaying organic matters that are driven by the overwhelming sense of want for all the extraordinary experiences they could have before they expire, just like everybody else. They're just more convinced that they could achieve them with fiat notes, and not by other means.
How can 6 million jews die when there are only 3 million?
If you are American when you go into the bathroom, and American when your come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
Old, but ran across it again recently. There are several different wordings/versions of it, but here is one:
The man who made it, sold it. The man who bought it, did not use it. The man who used it, did not know it. What is it?
Knock knock
Fuck off, nigger
Who der
I have many keys but only one lock. I have a large space but no room. Use me to enter or escape. What am I?
Das ist guten
I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and three in the evening.
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