sn't work in certain spaces where goyim aren't supposed to be at all, like temples. So they have special light switches that have a random chance of working when you press them. Because it's possible you won't turn the light on when you hit the switch, it counts as an accident if you do so it's not a sin.
That legitimately made ma lol. It's like Ash in Army of Darkness saying "Nicto cough cough there, I said it!"
Pretty much. Oh and there's loads of stories like where they pay rabbis to perform ritual services like disposing of holy items or certifying kosher food and... jews gonna jew, they cheat their own parishioners.
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