This is not just UPS. This is courier companies everywhere
I stopped going in to shops when they started enforcing masks. Fuck you. Not doing it. Not arguing with people. Not worth it.
I ordered that Cyberpunk day 1 edition. Didnt show up. Showed up as 'in transit' in a van for 2 days. I eventually ring Toll (tons of lost luggage) 'oh yeah cant find it we will look into it' next day its out for delivery again.. doesnt show. i check tracking. 'could not gain access to the property' - lying sacks of fucking shit. I live in a townhouse. With a fucking letterbox. On the street. YOU CANT NOT get access to my property. I just flat out cancel the order and get my money back.
Few weeks later, i need new work trousers. BLACK. work trousers. goes with my BLACK work shirt. I order 3 pairs BLACK trousers from a store i would usually walk in to and out of. BLACK. definitely BLACK. I need these things in two days so i pay extra for next day delivery. AGAIN, SECOND order from diff places, with a SET delivery date. Small items. Literally fuck all.
Doesnt arrive. I ring up and ask. No idea where its gone theyll look it up. No one gets back to me. Nothing on tracking, no dispatch notes. Call them again. 'Yes its on its way heres the number' - Doesnt arrive that day either. Shows up a full week later. On a next day delivery. Fee already refunded.
I get my trousers. Something aint right here. I check the labels. They all say 'BLACK' because i ordered BLACK trousers right? and this is a retail store that sells BLACK trousers? I put my 'BLACK' trousers next to my 'BLACK' work shirt and whadda know.
3 pairs of navy blue trousers, all different sizes, none of which were the size i ordered.
And FUCK YOU if anyone things im still being unreasonable. The ONLY reason this fucking shit goes on is because gaslighters want me to be whinged at and told to get the fuck over it so they can pretend theyre not doing it.
It does happen. Everywhere. Fuck. 6 months trying to get a door of the correct specs from Bunnings. They delivered the same wrong door 3 fucking times. And blamed me every time. My mother blamed me. I repeatedly went over the order form with her, measured out the frame, marked the handle side, told them which side the lock was on. triple quadruple checked. 'DO YOU SEE THATS CORRECT' 'YES' 'THEN WHY IS THE DOOR STILL FUCKEN WRONG AND WHY IS IT MY FUCKEN FAULT'
Oh heres the fucking flip side too - Worked for Wilko's in the UK for a bit doing phone orders. I get a call to chase up an apparent non delivered item, its like this outdoor dining setting thing. I ring up the agency courier guy who are usually dodgy as shit anyway, and no shit hes like 'man im going to fucking murder you people if another one rings me. I fucking told you, its delivered, i fucking looked over their back fence, they have a fucking pitcher of lemonade sitting on it and i just about got shot when they almost caught me watching them' 'man no one in the notes has mentioned this, can you get like a pho-' 'YOU FUCKING TOLD ME 4 TIMES IM NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE A PHOTO BECAUSE ITS A BREECH OF THEIR PRIVACY!' - dude got sacked for stealing furniture he delivered that the customer stole and isnt even allowed to prove himself innocent.
Fuck everyone basically. Dont trust anyone. If you think you are being fucked with, its because you are.
And yes, gypsies are every fucking bit as disgusting and dodgy as the tv implies they are.
Isn't it the best when your family members are retarded and try to antagonize you... Did you tell your mom to shut the fuck up or what?
3 pairs of navy blue trousers, all different sizes, none of which were the size i ordered.
I laughed.
But I know what you're talking about. I've had deliveries not arrive. Why? They can't find my house. It's on a fucking country road with numbered houses on either side of the road. How can you not find it? It's between number x -1 and number x +1. How fucking hard can it be? And my own house number is on a post by the road, and also beside my front door.
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