You have a very low tolerance for alcohol. My dear old Dad could finish a 40-ounce bottle of the hard stuff in a single evening and still make it to the toilet.
You have a very low tolerance for alcohol. My dear old Dad could finish a 40-ounce bottle of the hard stuff in a single evening and still make it to the toilet.
My underpants are my toilet. I am a simple man.
My underpants are my toilet. I am a simple man.
Underpants? Fuck that.
Underpants? Fuck that.
But I don't want it running down my leg, at least not all at once...a slow ooze is more my style.
But I don't want it running down my leg, at least not all at once...a slow ooze is more my style.
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