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Exactly what said. If you're not blacked out by the time you get around to the singing, you're doing it wrong.

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'Inagaddadavida' was actually 'In The Garden Of Eden', but the singer was so drunk he couldn't talk, and they decided to keep it

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Spot on there Anus. I have had to re-learn quite a few of my own songs. Rock takes something out of you. Being awesome isn't free.

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Ya gotta eat a lot of liver.

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there is another way to write songs?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

how

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Heroin, acid, meth, peyote, shrooms, pcp, dmt, molly, coke, ketamine....

And that is just Kieth Richards breakfast.....

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you'll only get famous with a ((( good agent )))

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Start recording,keep drinking.

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i should wait for the poll, tho

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You can't have any LESS talent than the shit artist's already out there.

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If you go for it, here’s a bit of inspiration for you:

There’s a big, bad C00F and it’s coming for you!

You better wear your mask or you’ll upset the jew.

The great reset is here and it looks like a zoo.

Good luck, lol

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You have a very low tolerance for alcohol. My dear old Dad could finish a 40-ounce bottle of the hard stuff in a single evening and still make it to the toilet.

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My underpants are my toilet. I am a simple man.

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Underpants? Fuck that.

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But I don't want it running down my leg, at least not all at once...a slow ooze is more my style.

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Write one called 'I WIll Pimp-Slap The Donkey Outta You'