How Do You Get People To Notice You ? | Poal: Say what you want.

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You have low self esteem. Work on that, then you'll realize that other people are beneath you and you won't care if they notice you

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Lol , you just described me. I was very needy , then I worked out , for lack of a better term became enlightened, realized I'm so far beyond them they are deserving only of contempt.

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Shit your pants. It will be hard for people to ignore you.

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.... technically correct is the best kind of correct.

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Walk tall and confidently. Speak confidently or don't speak. Master a relevant subject and own it. Dress to impress and appropriately for your next position. Have a plan. Don't drink to excess. Everything in moderation.

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Good advice

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Show us your tits

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Overrated endeavor.

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The most dangerous beast in the urban jungle is the one that doesnt get noticed.

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Dick pics

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Is still among us?

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Me? I can't get people not to notice me. I've got some kind of personal magnetism that draws the eyes of strangers. When I'm out in public, I look around, and there's always someone staring at me. Why? I have no idea. People notice me. If I look back with a completely passive, blank expression, they get hostile and glare at me. These are people I've never met in my life. It's weird. There's some kind of energy going on beneath the surface that I'm radiating and can't shut off. I've learned to just live with it. I wear boring clothes. I have a boring haircut. But I might as well have a flashing red light strapped to my head.