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I am your best friend and your worst enemy.

I am created by nature, but you still are driven to refine me.

I am a native of Mexico, Scotland, Russia, England and Cuba. You can create me and mix me with other, lesser ingredients, but if you love me too much, I will take over and destroy your life.

I have 5 names.

What are my names?

I am your best friend and your worst enemy. I am created by nature, but you still are driven to refine me. I am a native of Mexico, Scotland, Russia, England and Cuba. You can create me and mix me with other, lesser ingredients, but if you love me too much, I will take over and destroy your life. I have 5 names. What are my names?

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You’re a faggot.

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Blow me. ...er... nevermind.

Hey you nigger, did you ever read that book called Giles Goat Boy by John Garth?

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Rum is native to Cuba? You are every bit as intelligent as your riddle.

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Rum. Sugar cane. ...what?

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Tequila, whiskey, vodka, beer?, and rum

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Gin

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Wasn't that one invented in Holland?

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Damn! So close.

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Lol niggers!

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hint: If you had it with a tonic, you'd feel supersonic.

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2/5 is close? 40% correct is hardly close in my opinion. 🤣

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Scotch, not whiskey

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Scotch is a drink, you bleeding faggot. Scot is a superior race.

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🖕back to Israel faggot

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Tequila, Scotch, Vodka, Gin and Rum

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This is the most correct answer so far. OP, all Scotch is "whisky and whiskey" but only Scotch "whisky" comes from Scotland. Same as all cognac is brandy but not all brandy is cognac. Look up whisky vs whiskey or cognac vs brandy... or go sip some more kosher wine but this actually won your retarded riddle.

Although gin is from Holland and rum was invented in the West indies.

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There's no God Damn juniper bushes in Holland you motherfucker you.

lol <jk> ...I need more rum.

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I fucked a Cuban girl in her ass years ago and she squirted all over the bed and even she had juniper bushes in front of her house. That was where anal orgasm was invented, I can't remember if those were the junipers I fell into later that night after too much Scotch or if it was at that English girl's place when I had too much tequila.

🤣

I fucking love your post brother, seriously it's so fucking nice to think about anything besides how bad the world is. They need to make this post the official meeting place for drunks on poal. I'm happy to say I have drug tests for work so there's no need to go to smokin poal anymore.

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Tequila?

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1 out of 5, sorry sir you didn't win but can you please read through this thread and label it as "answered". OP's post made my day's top entertainment list for Saturday. I'm grateful for any half hour I can think of something besides politics and social decay.

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Yeah.... that's one.

Thanks for your imperial input. (lol)

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Tequila, Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, Rum

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Alright. You won.

Now figure this one out: What has total control of the media, politics, the banking system and education?

If your answer is anything other than "White Privilege", you lose.

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quite clearly you're a NiggerJewKikeSchlomoFaggot

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You're a fucking idiot, they don't have any WHISKEY in Scotland unless it's imported. It is physically impossible to make WHISKEY in Scotland. All they make there is WHISKY and Scotch.

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I'd like to solve, what is Tequila, Scotch Whisky, Vodka, NOTHING and The Papa Doble or "Hemingway Daiquiri"?

I hope I win!

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Niggerfaggot

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...you fucking love me. I can tell.