country music
Thanks
get a baroque string quartet mixed in there and they won’t hang around for weeks
Grow a mustach wear aviator sunglasses and tuck in your shirt. All you have to do is look kinda like a cop
Well I have the aviators now i just need the mustash.
It needs to be a good cop moustache though. Not some curly waxed hipster faggot stache.
play that frequency that only they can hear with their fresh ears like what they did at certain stores a few years back
Ask them 'Want a job'? the mothafuckers will beat an 8min. mile.
You need to call up your local state representative and discuss getting some legislation ramrodded through.
Why are you around so many teenagers?
Because there are a lot of them in Edmonton.
Well stop it!
So when you say teenagers you mean niggers... right?
No I mean teenagers
Try to engage them, being as uncool as you possibly can be. Be yourself, more or less. That should scare them away for fear that you may try to hang out with them.
search "mosquito ring tones" and amp it up.
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