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My mother's vehicle was broken into. A little emergency cash was stolen, nothing of serious value, but the dumbfuck drops his phone along with a few identifying items, such as his health insurance card. After a quick search I've got his address, as he's a registered sex offender, assault and battery under 14. What to do?

My mother's vehicle was broken into. A little emergency cash was stolen, nothing of serious value, but the dumbfuck drops his phone along with a few identifying items, such as his health insurance card. After a quick search I've got his address, as he's a registered sex offender, assault and battery under 14.

What to do?

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Beat him senseless every day for a year!
27 % (13 votes)
Go to the cops, you don't want blood on your hands
60 % (29 votes)
Do nothing, it's not worth the trouble.
2 % (1 votes)
Fuck You!
10 % (5 votes)

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My theory has a lot of grey area for sure. I like to treat unknown variables as guarantees so as to err on the side of caution. It could likely be that I am completely wrong, but I wouldn't bet years of my life on it. Play to win